What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:16

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A recipe to reverse cancer’s sweet tooth - Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger